Monday, July 28, 2008

HEY YOU! I WANT YOUR MONEY!

At WEST corp, there were usually magazines floating around everywhere, and I would desecrate them with a sharpie, or a pen. usually captions, eyepatches, teeth missing, hook hands, tatoos, beards, you get the idea. Then I got the idea that I could modify a picture far more than traditional vandalism by tracing the parts I wanted to keep and drawing in different parts.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

another 2fer saturday (the insanity)

What the hell is going on?
ZAP!


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

My money's on the nerd.


CLEARLY, the camel's tobacco magic is no match for his samuri 80's hacker prowess.
this one's pretty new

Saturday, July 19, 2008

2fer saturday

the difficulty that is music notation


Pastel Death

Friday, July 18, 2008

Heavy Metal


Welcome Ronaldinho Gaucho

Ronaldinho in San Siro.

Ronaldinho agrees Milan deal


Ronaldinho has agreed initial terms with AC Milan and the Serie A club will now speak to Barcelona about a deal, Milan and the player's agent have said.

The 28-year-old Brazilian has had a difficult few months at the Camp Nou because of injury and loss of form and a move has long been mooted. The forward is out for the rest of the campaign with a leg injury and a transfer can not officially go through until the end of the season.

"In general Ronaldinho and Milan are in agreement," his agent and brother Roberto de Assis was quoted as saying on the Gazzetta dello Sport website on Saturday. The Gazzetta said a deal up to 2012 worth eight million euros ($12.6 million) a year was in the pipeline with a few clauses to be agreed.

Milan chief executive Adriano Galliani said: "There is a general agreement with the player. Now a deal has to be reached with Barcelona. Give us time."

Former Barcelona coach Johan Cruyff, who remains an influential figure at the club, said Ronaldinho should leave at the end of the season.

"If things aren't working out and one person doesn't want to stay and the others don't want him then it is the best solution," the Dutchman told reporters on Saturday. 

Spanish and Italian media reports have speculated about a transfer fee of between 20 and 30 million euros while some newspapers have talked about Ronaldinho buying up the rest of his contract at Barca. Milan are fifth in Serie A and in danger of missing next year's UEFA Champions League after a poor season. They were dumped out of this year's Champions League as holders by Arsenal in the first knockout round.

Carlo Ancelotti's men have struggled to score and create goals with Brazilian Ronaldo playing just a handful of games before being ruled out long term with a knee injury. Fellow striker Alberto Gilardino has been lacklustre and world player of the year Kaka has been far from his best.

Despite Milan's troubles, Ancelotti has been assured of his job next term.

source : www.fifa.com

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Teens and prescription drugs.

I bet a bunch of kids tore the back cover off that issue when It got to their house....

Monday, July 7, 2008

Drug rep

I added the caption with MS paint, but It was supposed to be part of the original drawing.
I somehow never got around to it.

My wife heard a drug rep say something like this to a doctor.... kinda scary.
I did this in the obgyn waiting room while we were waiting for the results on a blood test.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

It's a fact!

I think this was a general outline trace of ashton kucher from people/teen people/some garbage, and I drew on it. my wife once heard someone at a party ask if ferrets reproduce asexually.

the image of smaller ferrets budding off larger ones is hilarious.

Friday, July 4, 2008

"I don't want your job"

the title is what r2d2 is saying in the upper right corner. this thing is massive, and either josh or jordan has it... sorry I don't have a bigger pic

Thursday, July 3, 2008

email this blog to your sister.

she'll like it.